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Zombie Reagan Raised From Dead To Lead GOP

The GOP is back, with a new, yet old, face to lead the party. Zombie Ronald Reagan has been reanimated to assure Americans that Republicans have returned to their core values of fiscal responsibility. Reagan’s 8 years in office resulted in an increase in gross federal debt by 18.5% as a percentage of GDP, but perhaps a mutated rabies virus has changed Reagan’s fiscal intentions. (1)

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(1) Historical Tables – Budget of the US Government – WhiteHouse.gov, retrieved February 12th, 2010, http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2011/assets/hist.pdf

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